Saturday, July 28, 2007
LaughOutLoud.
3:03 PM
Now, you all must call me Izana.Hahahah.
Oh my god.
I had the best laughing week ever! School is god damn funny. Friends and classmates are the bestest people that one can have in this world. And im so glad i've got them. :D
Just looking at d little things in class such as Huiming and Yong Yi dozing off
during lessons will make me laugh out loud. Just listening to Badron's super lame jokes will make me laugh out loud. Just looking at Haziqah (who is my patner for most of d lessons)will make me laugh out loud. Just listening to Hairi's imitation of me will make me laugh out loud. Just looking at Ms Tan's Physics demo will make me laugh out loud. Just talking to Mr Cheong will make me laugh out loud. Just listening to Jannah's bitchy talk will make me laugh out loud. Just watching how Khairani fight for her rights with Mr Ho will make me laugh out loud.
And only God knows the number of jokes we have had just this week alone!
In-jokes form this week and last week.
1.
One day before Racial Harmony Day.
All of us were supposed to wear Malay traditional costumes, as suggested by Jannah. She wanted us in 'kampung' style. However, the day before RHD....
Me: Jannah, tmr u wear baju kurung what colour?
Jannah: Ahhh? I not wearing baju kurung lah.
Me: Then what u wearing?!
Jannah: Sariiiiii. *smiles nervously*
Me: Oiiiiii pig ah you! You told us to wear kampung style right!
Jannah: Kampung ah! Kampung India!
HAHAHAHAH.
Kampung India or what sey Jannah! :D
2.
On Racial Harmony Day. Badron&Hairi sit behind me and Haziqah. And we plan to live together when we are older and blablabla. It's all damn funny and just a joke. And oh, Haziqah will be our maid.
Me: Ehh haziqah, ur baju kurung same colour as Badron's.
Badron: Of cos lah! I bought her d baju kurung. She's my maid right.
Me: Wahhhh! You treat ur maid well eh. Scandal or what sey!
Badron: Nooo lah, i gt that baju kurung from flea market. Cheap onlyyyy.
Me: HAHAH! Flea market or what sey Badron!
HAHHAHAHA.
The two of em who fight all day long.
3.
Amdist all the laughters that the four of us share, we fight all the time. And i mean ALL THE TIME. Every single day. Every single hour. AT least every 15mins. So, on RHD, when all of us were clad in traditional outfits, we promised to stop our bickering. As usual, Badron had a squabble with Haziqah.
Hairi: Okayy dahh dahh. Cukop.!
Haziqah: Eh diam ah kau! Aku ngah ckp ngan Badron kan!
Me: Eh bingit lah! Hari-hari korang dua gaduh!
Hairi: A'ah lah. Kan hari ini hari raya! Dah pakai baju kurung semue. Dah, minta maaf skarang.
And we had a laughing fit.
And we went on to whine how we can't celebrate HAri Raya this year since we r gonna sit for our O's.
Hahahah.
Hari raya on Racial Haromny Day or what eh!
Racial Harmony Day. Monyets candid!
Badron&Haziqah. I feel so much love just lookin at this pic!
4.
Totally random.
Badron: Ehhhh, I am Judge Hakim.
I swear this made me laugh for sooo long! Cause Badron's expression was priceless!
And well, Hakim means judge in malay if u do not know.
hahaha!
5.
Talking to Mr Cheong CL, my Chemistry teacher who is damn cute and funny.
Jannah: Ohhh, Mr Cheong(another MrCheong in d sch) is ur elder brother?
Mr Cheong CL: *smirks* Noooo! He's not! I have an elder brother, but it's not him!
Me: Ohh, so u're the youngest?
Mr C: Yesss, i'm the youngest. Why?
Me: No wonder you're like......like me! Haha.
Mr C: Like you? *grins*
Silence.
Mr C: Actually, i'm not like you. You're like me!
Me: ahhh?
HAHAHAHAHHA.
too bad he's leaving next Tuesday. :(
6.
A joke made up by Kerans, i think.
Asked by Jannah.
Jannah: Why are smokers champions?
Me: ahhhh? Dunnoe.
Jannah: COS THEY NEVER QUIT!
Hahahahha!
7.
In Higher Malay Class. Had to do a malay situational writing and had to write 2 and a half pages long. It was d end of d class when we submitted our work and headed out. Hairi submitted his one and a half page long work.
Cikgu Teoh: Hairi, awak ni cari NAHAS ehhh. Tulis pendek-pendek!
Jannah rushed out of d classroom.
Jannah: NAHAS! NAHAS! *pretending to look for d non-existent Nahas*
HAHAHA. Get d joke?
Jannah!
8.
In Chemistry Lab. Had practical. Mix what-what chemical with d metallic calcium. And as you all know, when u mix calcium with acid, it will boil or something close to that. Yours truly held d test tube using moi fingers and not the test tube holder. Soo, like a pro scientist, anyhow put extra-extra clacium. Then when i added in the acid, the liquid was bubbling at a super fast speed and the temperature was rising super fast. So, my fingers were feeling the heat! But i didnt let go cause i thought it would decrease gradually. Unexpectedly, it increases rapidly!
Coincidentally, Hairi walked pass me and saw me with the bubbling test tube and my sememek face cos d test tube so hot like shit!
Hairi: oiii Azza!
Me: Ehhh tolong!
Hairi: Don't let go eh! *looks for a test tube holder desperately*
Stupid or what ehhhh? My fingers already scalding.
I let go of d boiling test tube.
Green boiling liquid flowed on d table. I was lucky that the test tube didnt break.
Hairi: Why did u let go?!
Me: Ehhh hot like shit lah d test tube! You want me to die isit?
Hairi: Alahhh, hold for a little longer only.
Luckily, i let go lah. Or else i would have died. -.-
Exaggeration, whatever.
But we ended up laughing nevertheless.
9.
This happened today. At Banquet. Where many of us had lunch together.
Suddenly, Haziqah screamed, 'Ehhhh! Org jatuh!'.
And then and then! Indescribable lah!
FUNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY like shit!
We laughed non-stop while making our way down from lvl 7 to lvl 1!
Fana laughed so cute! And we were still laughing while we walked back to school.
I laughed so hard and so much that i had to shit!
Lunch at Banquet. Before all d loud laughing fits.
There are so many other little incidents that will make me laugh out loud, but i dont think everyone will understand.
Like Jannah's occasional Harry Potter's spells and Badron's Mickey Mouse tap dance.
You have to see their antics for yourself to get d joke.
Speaking of Harry Potter, i've finally watched Harry Potter and the order of Phoenix last Saturday with my Ma. After watching the movies on tv, she was so excited to watch The Order Of Phoenix. However, i still think she don't know who Voldermort is. Heh.
And i've got a copy of The Deathly Hallows which my brother had pre-ordered weeks ago. The first thing i did when i grabbed hold of d book was to turn to the very last chapter and read d ending.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-diot!" was what my eldest brother said i was when he found out i went straight to d last chapter.
"Cheater!" was what Faqih screamed i was when i told Faqih i knew the ending already.
I don't really like the ending.
I wanted Potter to die.
Die a heroic death.
But well, just like any other fairytales, this story ended with a happily ever after. Nevertheless, i still love Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy(HOT!). Eventhough the latest Potter movie didnt meet my expectations, i can never be disappointed with Harry Potter. Cause he is after all, Harry Potter. And no one can be Harry Potter.
(And hey, Hermoine Granger is damn pretty!)
hahahaha.:D
I know he is damn hot lah.
Lalalalalas.
I will definitely read the book once i've completed reading Mitch Albom's books.
I'm damn addicted to Mitch Albom's novels. His stories are short, but inspiring. Damn inspiring. And i'm not surprised to see his books in first place for the No. 1 BestSelling Fiction books for a very long time. I've read Five People You Meet In Heaven, For one more day and Tuesdays With Morrie. My favourite has got to be For one more day! Mitch Albom's books made me sob silently while reading.
I am going for NDP Preview @ MArina Bay tomorrow! Excited excited! All thanks to d eldest brother who is involved. Hopefully, it won't rain.
-.-
So there!
I've been good.
Better than ever. Surrounded with d greatest friends that one can have! And simply, enjoying life.
And laughing my ass off.
I love u all! Heh.
And i got 34/40 for my English Prelim Oral!
So motivated to start revising for Prelim liao!
:)
That's all.